THE EXPENSIVE RESCUE!

THEY SAY: WE LEND YOU WITH OUR MONEY! THEY DON'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE INTEREST! WE DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY! IN FACT WE WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO ABANDON THE "UNION". THEY ASK GREEK ISLANDS OR ANCIENT GREEK MONUMENTS TO SELL OFF (APART FROM THE STOLEN ONES)! OUR FRIENDS AND PARTNERS SINCE CRUSADES! UNGRATEFUL, PREDACEOUS EUROPEAN DICTATORS!